Why?

1. Because it's not terribly on topic for one thing.
2. Two, I don't really see that there is any great benefit in doing so.
3. Three, I'm lazy.
4. Four, there is a small but vocal constituent in this forum who really really is offended by such posts (and lord knows I offend enough people as it is already it seems).
5. Five, there are a bunch of other people in the forum who really do not see the need to get into a long involved debate or flame war over this. I'm one of them.
6. Six, people already think I'm braging when I tell them I own 20 or more Speedmasters alone, and well over 35 Omega's, all but 3 are chronographs)... As I said there's a half a dozen quick reasons...